Judge — February 16, 1929 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE AIG. Palm Beach — America’s Pay- y of sharp little seashells onto the ground! course. I suppose the sporting Immediately [set foot from thing to do, though, is to say that the Artists’ and Writers’ entour- the best man won, I wasn’t handicapped at night, 1 called for porters three— | Yj : =) Please know. Absolutely what-ho One for -mosnagane TW T wasn't... . Went to a club, And'lwo for act j for example, where you pay a I small fee to an expressionless And so to a tiny inn and into [ i man and he gives you little round golfing traps. Golf all day long = . 3 chips in return, Then you sit but for the fashion interlude down at a table until vou give the at the beach. You would not be "i PPINE fore expressionless man all the little interested in my golf. I went as il VAL chips he gave you and then you as the semi-finals go home and go to bed. and Rex Beach, one If you don't have to of Florida’s vast. re give back all the little sources. I couldn't chips you don’t go to pass him, [couldn't bed. You go to the pass him in a wide Colony Club, the most street, let alone a beautiful night club narrow fairway. these sparkling eyes Experience told in have scen. You sit’ at my match with Rex, tables under a sky of He spent years kled silver with Alaska digging f moons and stars and gold, and digging things. Clare Briggs divots is but a pull said it was a swipe of child's play to from the ceiling of him now. His four Grand Central Station. or five hundred Personally, I have al- pounds of brawn ways felt nasty about open-air night clubs, but at the Colony honest palms shoot into the stars from beside your table and made him a traveling bunker. No no dishonest ones shoot into your matter where he stood I had to shoot pockets. Hidden spotlights accentu- over or play around him. Standing / te the blue-green of the fan-leaves. six fect from Rex Beach when he / 4 Spanish balconies _ invite plays a mashie niblick is dangerous. spurts of romance. Courteous. gar- I did it once, and when his clubhead cons bring ice water before you went through I was riding toward finish asking for it and as you sip the green on a divot. If I had been \ Your ice water and listen to the a better golfer than Rex Beach I / music you seem far away from New could have trounced him easily. I 1 ; York and its heavy- haven't any alibis except possible } / aired nights. — Then blisters. on three fingers and my N)) , Angela right heel, hair blowing into A KOE ON A REX BEACH DWoT touches your arm and reminds you my eyes, a necktie that “4 that you are in her clashed with my ensemble, party and would you an itching nose, a toothache, ; } please dance with a eaddy who constantly = : 5 é You dani whistled La Paloma, float- E o Ae past Pe ing sandtraps, and a scoring- p A "Fa Helen pencil with no point on it. MR BEACM WHS A TRAVELING BUNKERS — cutest girl in” Palm I didn’t feel well either and AO MATER WHERE HE SieOD | HAD Beach, whammed by and ane blew lots TO “PLAY SHOTS’ OVER AN’ “ROVAD Him - — (Continued on page 32) comicbooks.com