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a IN THE SUNK LANDS. 234 ‘Tf thein prosecuting attorney is as biga muddle-head.as their judge, we would have no trouble before a fair-minded man, no matter what we were triedfor. But Judge Lacy ;oh my!” ‘“T nominate Joseph B. Miller for the defendants’ counsel,’ I put in. ‘‘ He has kept the dust off the books in a law office, and will probably work better for us than any one else, seeing he is as deep in the mud as we are in the mire.”’ | Carried unanimously. Joe blushed and tried to back out, but we would not let him. ‘Keep a stiff upper lp and your hair combed, sling all the big words you can think of at him, whether they harmonize or not, and paralyze him,” advised Bob. ‘It is a one-sided arrangement all the way through,” replied Joe. ‘‘ We don’t even know what we are to be tried for, and for the life of me I can’t guess.” ‘“T kin,” said Sammy,who had been watch- ing us with staring eyes. ‘‘ Hits a Simon- _ pure case o’ ‘run out’; that’s what hit is. They ll wear out a lot 0’ willows on us an’ then chase us off. But, by gum, ef pap don’t make somebody screech fur this ’'m “ Eomicbooks: co