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AN EXPLOSION 185 was very fond of introducing his remarks in those terms, ““ to make one ready to knock these fellows’ heads to- gvether — : ‘“ Hush! we can have no knocking of heads here,’’ cried the magistrate. ‘‘ Now, madam,” he continued, turning toward Mrs. Piggleberry, “‘ tell me about that ten-pound note.” ‘T will, sir, and I won’t deceive you,” said the good woman, with a curtsy. ‘‘ Please your worship, I’m a re- spectable widder which rents a house in Jermyn Street, and pays rent and taxes as reglar as quarter-days and collectors comes around. I gets my living by lodgings, — leastways, by taking in gentlemen and doing for them, — which is the way I come to have them sneaking waggabones a-living in my house and okkipying rooms that I might have let to their betters. But I’ve found ’em out now, the canting hum- bugs! ”’ | “The poor benighted creature is in wrath, > moaned Mr. Sneaksby. ‘“* And, verily, she revileth us,’ groaned Mr. Paxwax. “We are in the hands of the ungodly, brother,” sighed his Reverence. | ‘“‘ Yea, in the power of the men of Belial,’ gasped Ichabod. “Forty stripes save one shalt thou have on thine hide, friend Paxwax,”’ whispered the former. “ And a night and a day shalt thou sit in the stocks, friend Sneaksby,’’ murmured the latter. ‘Come, cease that talking,” cried the magistrate. ‘‘ And now about this ten-pound note? ”’ . ‘“‘ Please your washup,”’ resumed Mrs. Piggleberry, with another curtsy, “‘ I’ll tell the truth. It was a new note, — brand-new, asone maysay, —not a bit soiled in any oneplace, and crisplike to the touch. Well, your washup, I gives it to my niece there, and, ‘ Ann,’ I says, says I, ‘ you’ll just step around to the tradesmen and pay the veek’s bills,’ says I. ‘ Yes, aunt,’ she says, says she, ‘I vill.’ ‘ Do, Ann,’ says I; _ and I gives her the ten-pound note. Away she trots, and I goes down into the kitchen to cook some liver and bacon for I) my dinner, for I’m exceedin’ fond of liver and bacon, your — washup, Betis its being cheap — ” ‘ The fleshpots of Egypt,” groaned Mr. Sneaksby, smack- ing his lips. COnNICLOOKS (S©)