Argosy All-Story Weekly, February 5, 1921 — page 11: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

PAWNED. police the slip, and a little later on we landed up in a sailors’ boarding-house run by a one-eyed cousin of Satan, known as Lascar Joe. We lay there hidden while the tout got better, and the Spanish hidalgo got sent up for a long term for murderous assault. Finally Lascar Joe slipped the stoker aboard some ship; and a week or so later he slipped me, the transfer being made in the night, aboard a frowsy tramp bound for New Zealand.” The young man paused, evidently invit- ing comment. “Go on,” prompted the man with the quill toothpick softly. ‘There isn’t very much more,” said the young man. He laughed shortly. “ As far as I know I’m the sole survivor from that tramp. She never got to New Zealand; and that’s how I got here to Samoa. She went down in a hurricane. I was washed ashore on one of this group of islands about forty or fifty miles from here. I don’t - know much about the details; I was past knowing anything when the bit of wreck- age on which I had lashed myself days be- fore came to port. “There weren’t any—I was going to say white people on the island, but I’m wrong about that. The Samoans are about the whitest people on God’s green earth. I found that out. There were only natives on that island. I lived with them for about two months, and I got to be pretty friendly with them, especially the old fellow who originally picked me up half drowned and unconscious on the beach, and who took me into the bosom of his family. Then the missionary boat came along, and I came back with it to Apia here.” The young man laughed again suddenly, a jarring note in his mirth. ‘““T don’t suppose you’ve heard that orig- inal remark about the world being such a small place after all! I figured that back here in Apia a shipwrecked and destitute white man would get the glad hand and at least a chance to earn his stake. Maybe he would ordinarily; but I didn’t. JI hadn’t said anything to the missionary about that Honolulu escapade, and I was keeping it dark when I got here and started to tell the shipwreck end of my story over again. Queer, isn’t it? T.ined up in about the first 297 audience I had was the gentleman with the pasty face that I had toppled over with the screen in the old Chink’s faro dump. He was one of the big guns here, and had been away on a pleasure trip, and Honolulu had been on his itinerary. That settled it. The missionary chap spoke up a bit for me, I’ll ‘give him credit for that, though I had a hunch he was going to use that play as an opening wedge in an effort to reform me later on. But I had my fingers crossed. The whites here turned their backs on me, and I turned my back on the missionary. That’s about all there was to it. That was about two weeks ago, and for those two weeks I’ve lived in another of Mr. Dante’s delightful circles.” He sat suddenly upright, a clenched fist swung outward. “Not a cent! Not a damned sou-mar- quee! Nothing but this torn shirt, and what’s left of these cotton pants! Hell!” He lay back on the sand quite as sud- denly again, and fell to laughing softly. “Tck!” It was the quill toothpick. “But at that,” said the young man, ‘I’m not sure you could call me a cynic, though the more I see of my own breed as compared with the so-called heathen the less I think of—my own breed! I still had a card up my sleeve. I had a letter of in- troduction to a real gentleman and landed proprietor here. His name was Nanu, and he gave me his house to live in and made. me free of his taro and his breadfruit and; all his worldly possessions; and it was the old native who took care of me on the other island that gave me the letter. It was a queer sort of letter, too—but never mind that now. ‘‘ Splendid isolation! That’s me for the last two weeks as a cross between a pariah and a mangy cur® What amazes me most is myself. The gentleman of the Chinese screen is still in the land of the living and walking blithely around. Funny, isn’t it? That’s one reason I was crazy to get away —before anything happened to him.” The tanned fist closed fiercely over a handful of sand, then opened and allowed the grains to trickle slowly through the fingers, and its eh, owner laughed softly again. “I’ve lived through hell here in theses, twa- reeks cay