A Train Called Love #[nn]

Garth Ennis and Mark Dos Santos deliver a gloriously chaotic valentine with this *A Train Called Love* collection from Dynamite Entertainment, and Mark Dos Santos's cover art says it all: a heart-emblazoned locomotive barreling down the tracks while an absurdly overcrowded cast — armed young lovers, a scowling biker type, a massive figure in a tracksuit, rooftop passengers of every description, a fluffy white cat scrambling for its life, and a carload of Klan members rounding out the mayhem — all converge in one magnificently unhinged image. The red hearts puffing from the smokestack perfectly underscore the series' commitment to mixing romance and raw, anarchic comedy. If you like your love stories loud, dangerous, and wildly politically incorrect, this 2017 trade has your ticket punched.