Archie Comics #79
In "How're You Fixed for Blades?", Moose takes a misunderstanding about the name Duncan Fife personally—until Archie and Reggie set him straight about the furniture connection. When Moose tries to win Midge’s favor by suggesting she date a real Duncan Fife, the joke lands with a surprising twist. Bill Vigoda’s art brings the classic Archie charm to life in this 1956 gem, a 10-cent slice of suburban humor.
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Moose is mad because he overheard Midge say Duncan Fife was a swell dresser. Archie and Reggie tell him that Duncan Phyfe is a type of furniture. Moose decides to get on Midge's good side by telling her that she can date Duncan, but Archie and Reggie are the ones who pay when Midge does show up with a real Duncan Fife.
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