Archie's Joke Book #3

Archie’s accidental swipe with Reggie’s épée knocks Mr. Weatherbee clean off his feet—now the whole school’s waiting to see the principal’s fencing demo, complete with a picket fence. With Archie and Reggie scrambling to keep up, the only thing sharper than the blades is the tension in the air.

In "Dumb Waiter," a diner's menu disappoints one customer, while another finds a bug in their stew—until Jughead steps in with a promise that the kitchen serves meatballs, leaving the situation hilariously uncertain.

In "Circus Daze," Jughead’s sharp wit takes center stage as he questions the bravery of a lion tamer, challenges a clown’s timing with a pointed query about his laughter, and suspects a tightrope walker of faking his act—all while navigating the absurd spectacle of the big top with his usual mix of skepticism and humor.