Archie's Joke Book #5

In "School Daze," Archie tries to impress his classmates with a list of collective nouns, only to be interrupted by Moptop’s question about the final exam. Amid the chaos of the classroom, Archie explains why he’s late, weaving in a mix of excuses and classroom antics, before delivering a heartfelt thank-you to Mr. Weatherbee for the lessons of the year.

In "null," Archie calls out Reggie for calling him a tight-wad, sparking a moment of tension that’s quickly undercut by Veronica dropping her watch. Amid the chaos, Archie and Jughead riff on a job that demands you take your hat off—leaving the punchline just out of reach, as only a classic Archie-style gag can.

In "Baseball Bats," Archie’s team finds themselves in a bizarre inning where the game seems to be playing by its own rules—Archie announces the score before the game even starts, and with a man on every base, chaos unfolds. Veronica questions why the batter is running, while Coach Kleats demands his team “show life,” leading to a series of hilarious misunderstandings, including Archie yelling at the umpire over a call that hasn’t happened yet.

In "Comic Concerto," Moose tackles a chemistry question with unexpected flair, while Reggie claims Archie’s usual seat with a smirk. Jughead makes a dramatic exit in the rain, heading home for his pajamas, and Archie offers a wry comment on Reggie’s latest stage performance. The usual chaos unfolds in classic teen fashion.

In "null," Archie tackles a physics question with a straight face, while Moose nervously submits his math homework—only to find it's already been graded. Mr. Weatherbee announces an unexpected early dismissal, catching everyone off guard, and Betty casually suggests a shortcut that saves the day. Meanwhile, Jughead stumbles through a series of chemistry questions with his usual mix of confusion and charm.