Eh! #7

In a sharp, satirical twist from the 1954 issue of Eh!, a timid young man undergoes a sudden transformation, gaining an exaggeratedly muscular build—only to redirect his newfound strength in a hilariously ironic way, turning his frustration on the very person he’s meant to protect. The story’s biting humor lies in its absurd escalation, where power doesn’t bring justice, but a perfectly misplaced punch.

Liberitchy, a passionate musician with a penchant for over-the-top performances, recounts how his relentless pursuit of the perfect instrument led him and his brother Joje to build a colossal, world-shaking musical device in New Yak City. After years of searching and overcoming skepticism, he finally unveils his creation to a packed audience—only to accidentally destroy the city with the sheer power of his music.

Loosely Recordo, a flamboyant and perpetually exasperated bandleader, struggles to keep her all-child band in line while preparing for a recording session, leading to a series of chaotic musical mishaps and escalating sibling squabbles. When her bandmates demand she stop "soaking up the fiddle" and start playing properly, Loosely defiantly declares she’ll organize her own band — complete with a dramatic, self-conducted performance that ends with her taking charge of the group's future.

Father Knickerknocker, a ghost with fading spirit, appears on "The Steve Alley Show" to confess he’s losing his form after years on a strict "N.F.S." diet. Steve and guest Jim Morom scramble to help by summoning a cow with a surprise rider, leading to a chaotic attempt to restore the ghost’s body—only for ink to spill and the situation to spiral into a surreal fix involving Knockerknicker Beer.

In a satirical take on 1950s television giveaway shows, Spud Collarad and Bricksanne host a bizarre contest where six contestants endure extreme challenges, including a submerged tank test, all while the host’s antics and a mysterious shooting cast doubt on the event’s fairness. As chaos unfolds and the rules become increasingly absurd, the line between spectacle and sabotage blurs, leaving the outcome—and the true nature of the show’s integrity—shrouded in doubt.

In a satirical twist, Mack Bulldozer-Defective mourns his best friend’s murder—only to confess he killed him, claiming the victim was a "sleezy bum" like himself. After consulting a glamorous psychiatrist, Mack is shocked to learn the woman he murdered was actually a man—and that he’s been living under a secret identity all along.