The All Killer No Filler Deadpool Collection #5

Deadpool returns from a Bolivia gig—armed with revolutionary cash and a suitcase full of chaos—only to find Patch waiting with a new mission that leads him to Antarctica. There, he teams up with Sasquatch, blows up a gamma research station, and accidentally stumbles into a crisis that could irradiate the entire southern hemisphere. With the help of Blind Al, Weasel, and a few unexpected allies, Deadpool must fix the mess he’s made—before the world goes full meltdown. When Zoe and Noah offer him a chance to join Landau, Luckman and Lake, he considers it… briefly. But being a good guy? That’s just not his style.

In "Operation: That Wacky Doctor's Game!", Deadpool’s nosy habits take a backseat when he’s pulled into a high-stakes rescue after Weasel is captured by a squad of ninjas. Tracking his friend to a remote Nevada desert compound, Deadpool faces off against Taskmaster, only to discover the villain has offered Weasel a spot in his elite training program. With his usual flair and a few clever twists, Deadpool tries to outwit the master of mimicry—though not without losing a finger in the process.

Deadpool’s latest attempt to regrow his missing middle finger goes hilariously awry, leaving him mortified in front of his mercenary crew. When Black Tom sends a mocking reminder in the form of the glove from his old hand, Deadpool drags Siryn along on a mission to take down her evil uncle—only to stumble upon Doctor Killebrew, the man who helped create him, who delivers a shocking truth: Deadpool’s healing factor is failing because he’s actually dying.

In a twist of absurd science and brawling chaos, Deadpool must convince (or convince himself) that stealing blood from the Hulk is the only way to save his own life—especially when the Hulk has no interest in playing donor. With Siryn watching from the sidelines and Dr. Killebrew ready to mix the cure, the merc with a mouth takes on the green giant in a fight that’s as ridiculous as it is desperate.

In the aftermath of his cure, Deadpool sets his sights on Dr. Killebrew, the man who once tortured him in the Weapon X program, determined to settle old scores—only to find Siryn standing between him and revenge. Meanwhile, T-Ray, still on the hunt, turns his lethal focus toward Deadpool, weaving a web of violence and retribution that threatens to unravel everything.

In "Paradigm Lost," Wade Wilson finds himself tangled in a bizarre scheme when Zoe Culloden, a corporate recruiter with a flair for the dramatic, enlists him—via a streetwalking girlfriend named Vanessa—in a twisted recruitment ploy. As Wade grapples with a sudden diagnosis that upends his usual bravado, the line between job interview and chaos blurs, with unexpected allies like Dixon, Monty, and even a cameo from Stan Lee adding to the absurdity.