Toyfare: The Toy Magazine #109
In a delightfully absurd twist, Cobra Commander’s latest scheme isn’t about world domination—it’s about fast food. Tired of G.I. Joe wrecking his operations, he launches Burger Meister, a hyper-competitive fast-food mascot, and a full-blown Burger Dome, using the Joes’ own cravings against them. Storm Shadow slips menus under their windshields, tempting them with a menu that’s as hard to read as it is hard to resist. When the Commander realizes he’s been sidelined, he discovers the shocking truth: Burger Meister has staged a full takeover, turning the entire franchise into a corporate nightmare—leaving the Commander with the humblest job of all: handing out fliers. Written by Pat McCallum, Zach Oat, Justin Aclin, Jon Gutierrez, Andrew Kardon, and Chris Ward, this wild crossover satire blends espionage, satire, and snack-based sabotage in a way only Toyfare could deliver.
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Cobra Commander is tired of G.I. Joe constantly destroying Cobra's creations and costing them money. They decide to use American's love of fast food against them. They create a super mascot, Burger Meister, and build a Burger Dome restaurant. Storm Shadow leaves menus on the Joes' windshields to get them to come. Ordering is difficult for Snake Eyes and Roadblock. The Commander is upset to find out he has been left out of meetings, only to find out Burger Meister has staged a coup and taken over the franchise and Cobra. He is given a job passing out fliers.
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