Toyfare: The Toy Magazine #82
In a delightfully absurd twist, legendary villains Cobra Commander, Megatron, Skeletor, and Gargamel gather for a high-stakes game of Risk, trading wild tales from their pasts—Gargamel’s Smurf-induced high, Skeletor’s encounter with Mekaneck, and Megatron’s ominous threat to detonate the planet. When Cy-Kill unexpectedly shows up, the chaos escalates, leading to a bizarre prize for the millionth "Apocalypse Now" parody and a surreal moment when Azrael consumes Baron Karza and expels him as a living, breathing entity. Written by Pat McCallum, Tom Root, Zach Oat, Justin Aclin, Adam Patyk, Jon Gutierrez, Matt Senreich, and Doug Goldstein, this issue is a gonzo, offbeat celebration of pop culture’s most iconic antagonists—pure, unfiltered comic lunacy.
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Cobra Commander, Megatron, Skeletor, and Gargamel play Risk. They tell stories. Gargamel tells the story about how he caught and ate a Smurf. It gave him a high. Skeletor thinks about when he ate Mekaneck. Megatron implies he will blow up the planet if he loses. Skeletor tells of how he captured Adam and then He-Man beat him. They all hide when Cy-Kill arrives, and Cobra Commander tells about when he shared an elevator with Darth Vader. Skeletor burns the skin off the pizza boy's head. They win a prize for the millionth "Apocalypse Now" parody. Azrael eats and poops out Baron Karza.
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