Alle smoezen zijn al verzonnen!

A single-issue comic published by Falkplan-Suurland in 1993, Alle smoezen zijn al verzonnen! is a Dutch-language one-shot that collects a series of ready-made excuses, presented in cartoon form. The book is associated with the publisher's line of humor and novelty comics from the early 1990s. Its enduring, if niche, appeal lies in its playful, everyday utility—a pocket-sized resource of pre-drawn alibis for life's minor social fumbles.