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This page contains primarily **advertisements** for boats and canoes (Richardson Cruisabouts, Old Town Canoes) mixed with a **serialized humorous story** titled "Awfully Shipwrecked." The story itself is **satirical fiction** about two shipwrecked people, John Henry and Marion, surviving on a tropical island. The satire lies in the absurdist humor: starving castaways attempt to eat bird *shadows* instead of actual birds, then break teeth on an airplane's shadow, and later subsist on eating the *tracks* of an animal called an "asofo"—playing on the desperation and illogic of survival situations. The cartoon elements are minimal; the humor is primarily textual rather than visual. The accompanying illustrations show people relaxing in boats/canoes, reinforcing the advertisements' leisure-lifestyle messaging. This represents **Depression-era humor**—making light of hardship and scarcity through absurdist logic, a common comedic strategy during economically difficult times.

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THERE IS NO GREATER BOAT VALUE THAN THE CRUISABOUT! Just imagine—a floating sum- mer home completely equipped with berths for five and deck space for more than a dozen people at the unusually low price of $3585.00, Because of standardization, Richardson Cruisabouts are low in price—high in quality, Clear White Oak, Cedar and Ma- hogany are used for the hulls and cabins; fittings are of brass; power by a Gray 6 to take you over the water at nearly 12 knots, And the Richardson Cruis- about is ready to go. Fill up with gas and oil, heave your personal belongings aboard, and sail away for the most glorious outing you've ever had. Our new Cruisabout Booklet B will give you all the facts about the three low-priced, high quality eruisabout models. Send for it to-day as the first step toward a pleasant summer on the water. RICHARDSON BOAT CO, INC. 31S Sweeney St. Tonawanda, N. Y. Richardson Cruisabouts [eck Ow an reece | ANOTHER BIG CONTEST $1,000.00 in Prizes STARTS SOON keep your eye on LIFE! Fish a little Laze a Iittle Dream a Iittle.... AN OCCASIONAL “‘chug-a-rum” from among the lily pads... or the song of a locust. You drift in cool shade—in full understanding of the beauty and peace of the moment. . . . Canoeing a an Od Tore hw you the essence of perfect relaxation. t padd ip and you laze. A strong drive ge glide swiftly, Old Town Canoes are graceful and trim —pattemed after real Indian models. AS low as $67. From dealer or factory. Write today for free catalog. It shows and it, water-tight models, Paddling, itboard lanes. Old Town Cance Co., 1936 Middle Street, Old Town, Maine, “Old Town Canoes” a ee ee ee Life Awfully Shipwrecked (Continued from Page 13) The situation was far from being an ideal one. But better times were com- ing. John Henry and Marion were seated on the beach one fine day. He was wishing for a roast cow and she was wishing for a roast pig. She grew faint so John Henry, to help her along, started wishing for her pig as well as his cow. Tt was a heavy burden for him, but as he looked toward heaven for strength he saw some large birds. Ah, food at last. The birds themselves were out of reach, being high even in the tropics. Their shadows, however, were darting up and down the beach. John Henry and Marion ate the shadows. Ate them even without salt and pepper. Heigh ho! A carefree life and a merry one. But all such joys must end. One day the shadows were all gone. Even though the birds were still plentiful John Henry and Marion had eaten all their shadows. Once more hunger came. Then, out of a clear sky, a dark black shadow almost as large as a house darted across the beach. Marion screamed for joy. Her bare little toes threw sand in John Henry’s eyes as the two darted toward their swiftly moving luncheon. Marion reached the shadow first. She took a bite. Her screams of joy were changed to howls of pain. John Henry looked up and saw the shadow came from an airplane. Marion had broken a tooth on it. Thereafter they were reduced to eating asofo tracks. The asofo is a large animal somewhat like a deer, except a deer is usually coming from some place while an asofo is usually found going some place. Once accustomed to them, the asofo tracks made a satisfying food. Dinner consisted of about six miles of them. On Sundays and holidays John Henry and Marion usually ate nine miles of tracks, Then they slept under a palm tree or frolicked about the beach. Heigh ho! It was a carefree life again. But ‘unkind fate willed that such bliss must not endure. The asofo became lazy and refused to make any tracks, Crazed by hunger, John Henry lost his temper and killed the asofo. Starvation stared them in the face once more, awful starvation. Marion suggested to John Henry that he signal a ship. 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