Sad Sack and the Sarge #67

In "The Not So Secret Weapon!", Sad Sack accidentally swaps his new slingshot for a top-secret military device—right as the Sarge dozes off on duty. With the mix-up now underway, chaos brews as the wrong weapon ends up in the wrong hands.

In "Half-Shot at Sunrise!", the Sarge spins a wild tale about a glamorous sister to explain his disheveled quarters—only to find his fictional sibling has captured the hearts of every officer above him. When the photo he fakes turns out to belong to General Biggun’s real daughter, chaos erupts in the most absurd way possible.